Only at SUNY New Paltz…
- Would a person without a bike or skateboard and wearing shoes in the summer be out of place.
- Would you see a guy massaging a girl’s feet, at night, on a bridge.
- Would you see a group of guys wandering around, smoking hookah, and playing a song from Lord of the Rings on three guitars, a cello, and a mandolin…with a bike bell and an Altoids container added in later as percussion.
- Would the biology professor carry a live snake around his arm during a lecture
- Would students, after receiving an email from the campus police warning them against playing on the frozen duck pond, write “fuck the police” on the ice
- Would you find a pumpkin stuck in the ice in the middle of the duck pond
- Would works of art be spray-painted on a half-renovated building, such as a naked woman riding a giant fish